The Elf News Corporation has it on
unidentified source that Lord Ted and Lord Rand have been tirelessly working on
a Somalization plan to convert the Western Empire also known as US government
structure to resemble their ideal state. They admire the one and only truly
libertarian state in the world. This is of cause no other than Somalia.
After a
successful transition they would be able to establish their own private
militias. Lord Ted has plans to claim the princedom of Texas as his fiefdom. He
is aware that he might need to fight Master Rove for its control.
Stay tuned for the next ENC news
bulleting coming soon to fiefdoms near you.
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