A crystal ball revealed an alleged
executive plan by the future CEO of the United Corporate States of America
Carly Fiorina. She will follow the established best practices. Step one: she
will cut expenses by moving the federal bureaucracy from Washington, DC to
Bangalore, India. Step two: To increase revenue she will buy the country of
Albania. Step three: The sixth fleet will be moved under the Panamanian flag
and manned by Filipino crews. This constitutes her announced rebuilding of the
fleet.
Ms. Fiorina will always bring her
golden parachute on board the Air force one just in case the board of directors
decides to throw her out again.
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