If elected president, Ben Carson
intends to surgically fight the infamous terrorist group Hummus and its
secretive leader Baba Ganous. He will instruct the CIA to investigate group’s
connections to shady Turkish character Shish Kebab, who is suspected to have
questionable dealings with a Greek Feta. Group also has connections to Moroccan
Couscous and Lebanese Tabouli.
As the precaution Mr. Carson will
ban serving grape leaves at the White House to prevent any possible terrorist
infiltration within them.
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