Aging

Dear Nimue,

       They idolize youth to the point here that Jehovah has declared aging a capital crime. Although humans over fifty can remain in the death row for up to fifty years.
       Yesterday I visited one of the famous gyms, which are everywhere. People exercise their jaws there chewing large quantities of salty and fatty foods. They do it for bodybuilding purpose. When their southern neighbor bypassed them as the world champions in body mass, it upset lots of people here. The current emperor, Don I the Yuge, initiated a new program called “America first.” The Emperor has an impressive girth and is thus a good role model. The society considers Children's participation important. So many gyms offer toys as an incentive for them. The program has been highly successful as many children have grown impressive bodies.
       As they are very busy people while working out in these gyms, they use their hands instead of forks. Their culture is still quite young, so they haven't figured out the mannered use of knife yet as we use it in the old world. I'm sure that in millennia or two they will discover it.

Love,


Gareth