It has come to attention that due to a human over population
there is a severe guardian angel shortage, which has led to the Bureau of
Guardian Angels to assign fallen angels as guardian angels to some people. Lord
Boehner’s guardian angel fell down at least three flights of stairs. Lord
Cruz’s guardian angel fell down all fire escape stairwells of the Empire State
building and Ron Paul’s fell down with an airplane at the end of his last
assignment. The BGA has issued a statement announcing that they are looking
into out-sourcing some of their services to Hindu Pantheon Corporation. Lord
Shiva has expressed interest in possible contract with the BGA.
