This time forest fires

Dear Nimue

       Thanks for your letter. I cried after I read it. I miss you so much.
       Gabriel is running around like a headless chicken. I think he has lost one of his swings. This week Gabriel was sure that the worm was abroad and approaching with the fires in the west. But when someone asked, if he finally believed that the world was warming, he said that of course not. It was just that the end of times was here with seventh coming. When asked about the last end of times a decade ago, he had a blank look on his face. Like he had forgotten his previous proclamations.
       To fight the fires the Emperor Don the Yuge has formed rake brigades. They do preventive work by raking the lawns of his hotels. How does it relate to fires is a bit unclear. 

      Something unnerving happened yesterday. I was on my way to take notes at food labeling subcommittee of inter-court trade relations committee when I passed Lucifer's office. You never guess who was standing in the doorway talking with him. Take a guess. Oh well, It was Barf, the frog. I'm not sure whether he saw me. I slipped quickly to side corridor. What on earth is he doing here?
       I need to go. I have to type the subcommittee report and deliver it to the report supervisor's desk before the end of today. It's not due until tomorrow, but this way he can mark it filed ahead of schedule. It shows the increased productivity. Statistics are everything.

Love,

Gareth

Registration Plates

Dear Gareth,

Thank you for your attempt to mail me goats. I have managed to secure two kits. I just need to wait for them to grow to adults and hope Elyzanna doesn't charge interest. Anyway, cleaning after the kits isn't too much work.
       Latest news here comes from Brit Iles. Current Anglo-Saxon-Norman Government is negotiating their exit from Gallic Teutonic Nordic West Slavic Hispanic Greco-Roman League formerly known as Brit Gallic Teutonic Nordic West Slavic Hispanic Greco-Roman League. The negotiations have hit a couple of snags. One is: what should the car registration plates look like after the divorce? Should the League flag be replaced with Union Jack? And what should the Union Jack itself look like? St. Andrew has threatened to break away, and Ulster has threatened with potential implosion. If right flank of governing Tories of Brit isles doesn't get their way with the plates, they will vote no with orderly exit and yes with the imploding economy. Hispanic member of Gallic Teutonic Nordic West Slavic Hispanic Greco-Roman League has offered assistance. To stay clear, they demand a complete say over the status of the Rock at their border.
       Is Gabriel always so jumpy? I've heard he searches new signs of the worm constantly.
       Stay safe. Stay out of sight.

Love,

Nimue

I got two goats, but

Dear Nimue,

      I manage to get two goats. But when I tried to get Valkyries to take them home to you with the diplomatic post, they refused. They claimed that the goats didn't have sufficient security clearance. Somehow boss's pig did have it as they took him with them.
      So I went to postmaster here, but since I had a black male goat and a white female goat he refused to transport them. I manage to swap them to two white male goats, but that wasn't satisfactory for the postmaster either.
      When I finally had a white male goat and a white female goat, the postmaster required an impossible fee. I was supposed to give him a red, blue, and white goat with stars and stripes. I can't find one here. I'm sorry.
      Oh, I almost forgot. I don't know how I could ever forget it. As it was my first experience with Gabriel. Who flew into throne room yelling about the end of the world. I thought he was going to lose his lopsided costume wings. His entrance threw the room into chaos. In full panic, he warned that worm of world end was stirring in south wrecking parts of the Mexico City. During the disturbance, I manage to hide behind a curtain thus surviving another day here.

Love,

Gareth