The Goblin Nooz Corporation has
denied any knowledge of a LIBOR (Looting Investors Billions Of Revenue) related
power struggle between regulatory office of the Western Empire and Royal
Regulatory Constable of Her Majesty the Queen. The struggle is for the right
not to regulate the Baronies and Knights (BanKs) for public looting.
The Southern Defense Perimeter for
the great citadel of Manhattan also known as Wall Street has not released any
statements regarding the matter in question. They categorically don’t have
anything to do with the LIBOR scandal, as their own goblins have been too busy
cozying with regulators and looting wealth belonging to anyone else.
The imperial nobility is relieved
that they still reap the booty while the bill goes for peasants to pay. They
are proud of their motto: No responsibility without taxation. As they pay no
taxes why would they carry responsibility for their own misconduct.
The lords in the imperial capital
city are quiet about the matter as their war chests are dependent on bribes… we
meant contributions from the Southern Defense Perimeter organizations.
